ASTRONAUT FOOD

(Kraemer, MacNeil)

Went into a market
   just to see it
I bought some gum
   just to stand in line
    behind a family man
     a household head
      and a lady buying
       astronaut food.

Astronaut food oh astronaut food
   puts me in a mood
    makes me mope and brood.
Astronaut food, makes me wish
    I was on the moon.

In the next aisle
   a round faced girl
    wearing huge blue glasses
     with eyes for passes.
      rose like three bubbles.
Bloop. Bloop. Bloop.
Over a rack of snapcrack
   astronaut food
For a minute I thought she was
   astronaut food.
I'd hate to be mistaken for
   astronaut food.

Rows and rows of dehydration
   provide me nauseation.
I think I could cross the nation
   without a chicken from the
    Old Plantation.

Astronaut food astronaut food
   puts me in a mood makes me
    mope and brood.
Astronaut food makes me
   wish I was on the moon.

©1973 Great Honesty Music, Inc. (BMI)